L.O: Did you just say that?
Me: What?
L.O: You had the opposite of a "gang bang" at your house today?
Me: Yes, that's what I said.
L.O: What does that even mean?
Me: We were hungover so we all had a little nap side by side on the floor of my living room.
L.O: How many of you?
Me: I don't know... four? You know, because it was so damn innocent, almost like Sunday version of a kindergarden nap time.
L.O's boyfriend: Actually, the opposite of a gang bang would technically be reading the Financial Times, alone.
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