Block head

I get paid to write today but I can't write.

Insert your choice of overwhelming dose of self doubt here.

"This sounds like everything I've ever written."

"This sounds like everything else, everybody else has ever written."

"Those words/sentences/tenses/phrases don't make sense/don't go together/can't go together/don't explain what you're thinking."

"You're making a mockery of this person's work/career/intentions/life goals."

"This piece is about as inspiring and truthful as a script for a tampon commercial."