Sunday, March 28, 2010

Zon Zon Zon

The thought of dancing to this song in summer is keeping me going!!

Peter Fox was in a band called ' Seeed ' before he went solo.

German produced reggae ... love it!!

Voor Moeder en Vader

I watched some dutch parents cycle their kids to school one day, in droves. It was so cute. Cycling with your kids trailing behind you on their bicycles, or delivering them to preschool in a 'bakfiets' (the basket at the front of adult's bike.) instead of delivering them in a sedan. Then I thought about me doing that, and I weirded myself out. Raising kids in the Netherlands - could it be a whole different ball game?

'Kom maar schatje', I could say as I held hands with my daughter/son/combination of, crossing the road with them after a trip to the local library.

'Mama, wat zal wij eten vanavond?' they might ask me when they get home from hockey practice, opening the fridge door in search of a snack, finally settling on a piece of gouda.

Then I thought about all the cultural differences I would have to deal with; the schooling system, the german and dutch homework, other parents of dutch children, report cards, parent/teacher interviews, bullying, healthcare, immunisation. I can barely find a doctor for myself, and navigate the world of health insurance, train schedules, let alone care for dependent offspring in another country, amongst another culture.

No, no,no,no - these are challenges that I do not want to ponder about.

The mere thought of it made me shudder, and I hastened my walking pace, past the school gates quickly, perhaps scared of the thought that I might catch 'pregnancy' from hanging around the mothers and children.

As quickly as I had passed the throngs of mothers, fathers and cute little dutch children, it occured to me, my parents had faced all those things raising me.

I freaked out at the mere thought of it - my parents just got on with it, and did it. They truly are incredible.

And that was a revelation I could have only come to, being here.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Sea Snail soup, and Lurking angels: Brussels in 24 hours


Febo-licious - a post for Ade


Fly yourself to Amsterdam
Canals, bicycles and rain
Carrying your groceries against the wind
can be a freaking pain
When things get tough like that

Don't try and be a hero
Seek refuge amongst the oil and fries
and tuck into some FEBO
( Dedicated to Ade. xxx)

FEBO -

Made of the words "Ferdinand Bolstraat"

The first ever FEBO was on Ferdinand Bolstraat, a hip street in a hip Amsterdam suburb called De Pijp. Now a snackbar franchise claiming to be the "de lekkerste" - the most delicious.

Deep fried snacks in cubicles, with a vending machine system, where coins go in the slot, and you are free to open the door to select your somewhat lukewarm, soggy, deep fried snack, or chicken burger.

Ugh. It just sounds wrong. So so wrong. It also looks wrong.

When my cousin Ade came to town I had to take her there, to cure her fascination. It was my first and last time.

The irony? I have stayed away from that place for over 8 months, and I still got fat here.

The only thing I love about the place is that it is SO Amsterdam, and I love watching people seek refuge and pop in, from all races, ages, socio econonic classes, when it's raining and stand there munching their croquets, and fries, chatting while waiting for the rain to stop.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEBO

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

True North

I'm moving house in two weeks!

I'm moving out to the Old West, in search of my True North.

At the moment I live in Zeeburg, a suburb in the East of Amsterdam, but I don't really live in the east. I live North of Central station, on the east side, but it feels so far away from the centre, or anything remotely amsterdam related.


Good news: I'm moving closer to the a central part of a multiculural hood, closer to my 'wife', and close to a really multicultural part of Amsterdam, to some very local cool bars etc, and a supermarket around the corner. And I have a balcony.

BRING ON THE UV RAYS. JUST BRING IT.

Bad news: The private rental market prices. I am paying the equivalent of a a one way ticket back to Australia, per month, for rent, gas, cable tv, internet, water, electricity.

If only I knew someone with a rent controlled Apartment here. One of my colleagues was really excited when I told him about my new place.

'Look, look!' he said, pointing to his screen.

'I used to live around the corner from where you live now! It was so cheap, I think I paid a couple of hundred euros a month for a while.'

I peered closer to the screen.

'You lived above the coffee shop? Called 'High Times'?'

I gulped another sip of my coffee.

He smirked. 'Yeah. My brother's girlfriend sublet it to me....' he looked longingly at it.

'Yeah...' he trailed off... 'they were good times...'

'I bet.' I said, noticing the wistful look in his eyes.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Double digit temperatures

Ooooooh yeaaaaaaaaah.

16 degrees and sunny tomorrow. Today an Australian colleague and I went out to the centre of Hoofddorp to the shopping centre and ate icecream to celebrate the first day of double digit temperatures in MONTHS.

Change your position, Change your chi

Over a year ago, back in the other A-town in Australia, my friend Prue and I went out to a bar for some Friday after work drinks.

The beer garden in this bar was pumping, drunk people everywhere behaving badly, (we were not an exception, however, comparatively, since we had just arrived, we were well behaved) - imagine them falling into hedges, squealing, running around waving shoes above their heads, etc etc - and that was just the guys in suits.

Prue and I had a great time watching the circus, and it was all we could do but point and laugh (openly). However, we got a little bored after about 20 minutes in the same spot.

"We need to change our chi." she declared. ( For the uninformed, "chi" being the energy that surrounds you, sort of like a "vibe", comparable to a mix of the forces of nature that govern your fate, combined with your aura.) "We need to get another drink and change positions. Watch the world go by from another angle."

So we did. We picked up our glasses of Starvedog Lane Sauvignon blanc, and took about 4 steps to the left, and landed ourselves right next to a group of guys, and spent the next half hour trying to convince them that Prue was an erotic novelist, and I was her publisher.

It worked for about five minutes. And it was kind of funny. And then we got into an argument with them. And then we left. And then as we waited for a taxi, they walked out too, and scowled at us and walked on. And then we all ended up going to the same bar. Anyway, what happened after that was irrelevant, because quite frankly, they were losers. And we are awesome.

However, my point is this - we all need to have a change in position sometimes, to spark a change in Chi. You don't know what will happen if you move around a bit and see the world from another perspective. Surround yourself with new people, in a new environment. If you're bored, a move is a good thing, most of the time.

It's the life equivalent of getting up from behind your desk and getting a cup of coffee to reinvigorate yourself, and moving rooms for a moment or maybe longer. You never know who or what you are going to run into on your way to the coffee room, or what sort of interesting things you'll learn in the coffee room. If nothing else, you've just had a little walk, and refreshed your senses, and damn, that cafe au lait tastes good after sitting down for so long. And you can feel your brain slowly waking up again becoming alert to things it might not have paid any attention to before.

Whether it's in a bar, an office, or in my current case, in a city.

I need to see how life works in another part of town I think. So, we'll see how it goes with the hunt and possibly the move.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Marketing Genius in the making

I'm working on a new campaign at the moment which is kind of exciting because... wait for it....

I came up with the creative concept!

Me! I did it! Yes, little old bizarre oddball me!

I suggested it, and it got passed through all the internal stakeholders, and everybody really likes it! I can't really talk about the details because it's still in planning stages, but it's going to be a lot of fun, with lots of new potential to work with some cool new marketing platforms, and inject a new twist into the company culture.

Just working on the strategy on how it's going to be rolled out across the world, and what sort of timings and platforms we are going to use, but it's actually crazy to think that something that popped into my warped little mind might come into fruition, and have a life of it's own, and shape the brand that I work for!

I don't think I've felt this much passion for a work related project in quite some time and it feels good. Its going to take a lot of work, and some long hours, and no doubt, there will be some hurdles to jump, but I can't wait to see how it all pans out!

Ok, so I'm not Richard Branson. Or Donald Trump. But, I'm making a little wave in the commercial world, and maybe, just maybe... the wave could grow into a tsunami.