Looking for my chin. And my waistline. And my flawless complexion.
Coincidentally, these things have been MIA since winter started.
Have resorted to countouring my face with makeup to make it look like I have some definition, and wearing lots of layers of clothes to disguise bulge. Ditto for foundation on my face.
If anyone sees the aforementioned items, please do not approach them, in case they freak out and seek refuge on someone else's body. I need them returned to me in mint condition.
Meanwhile I will conduct my own search for these articles in places such as the gym, the solarium (only once a month for 10 minutes a time!) and the beautician.
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